Library

Walking Into a Library,a Footballer Says '' A Cheese Burger and Fries Please''.
 The Librarian Looks Puzzled and Replies ''You do Realise Your in a Library''
''Sorry '' Whispers The Footballer''
101 Football Jokes Football Humour-Football jokes Soccer Jokes pictures videos

Valleys Of Neptune
Kindle Wireless Reading Device (6" Display, Global Wireless, Latest Generation)Avatar (Two-Disc Blu- ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]

Single Man

Vani:What kind of a Husband

do You think i Should Look for?
Laxmi:Better ,leave the Husbands Alone and Look for a Single Man!

Single person - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Single Man (work by Isherwood) -- Britannica Online Encyclopedia

One-Ticket Three-Landings :

Successful at last after trying to land three-times the pilot announced to the passengers I'm sorry the landing was not smooth ,however i would like to say congratulations !
you paid for one trip and got three-landings !

EXPERIENCE:

When a women applies for a job at a citrus grove,the foreman asks,do you have any experience picking lemons?'' ''Well '' she answers i' ve been divorced three-times.

Say Something Positive:

A couple is getting ready for bed after a long days work.
wife:i look in the mirror and i sea an old lady the wife says to her hubby.my face is all wrinkled and im sagging and bagging all over ,and look at this flab on my arms ,her hubby is silent.hey say something to make me feel better about my self.
husband:well he says 'you eye sight is still great' !

Coffee

PATIENT: Whenever i Drink Coffee,I Get This Sharp Excruciating Pain In My Throat Which Travels All The Way Down to My Stomach.
DOCTOR:Try To Remember to Remove The Spoon From The Cup Before Drinking