Successful at last after trying to land three-times the pilot announced to the passengers I'm sorry the landing was not smooth ,however i would like to say congratulations ! you paid for one trip and got three-landings !
When a women applies for a job at a citrus grove,the foreman asks,do you have any experience picking lemons?'' ''Well '' she answers i' ve been divorced three-times.
A couple is getting ready for bed after a long days work. wife:i look in the mirror and i sea an old lady the wife says to her hubby.my face is all wrinkled and im sagging and bagging all over ,and look at this flab on my arms ,her hubby is silent.hey say something to make me feel better about my self. husband:well he says 'you eye sight is still great' !
PATIENT: Whenever i Drink Coffee,I Get This Sharp Excruciating Pain In My Throat Which Travels All The Way Down to My Stomach.
DOCTOR:Try To Remember to Remove The Spoon From The Cup Before Drinking
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