Monday, April 19, 2010


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Single Man

Vani:What kind of a Husband
do You think i Should Look for?
Laxmi:Better ,leave the Husbands Alone and Look for a Single Man!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

One-Ticket Three-Landings :

Successful at last after trying to land three-times the pilot announced to the passengers I'm sorry the landing was not smooth ,however i would like to say congratulations !
you paid for one trip and got three-landings !


When a women applies for a job at a citrus grove,the foreman asks,do you have any experience picking lemons?'' ''Well '' she answers i' ve been divorced three-times.

Say Something Positive:

A couple is getting ready for bed after a long days work.
wife:i look in the mirror and i sea an old lady the wife says to her face is all wrinkled and im sagging and bagging all over ,and look at this flab on my arms ,her hubby is silent.hey say something to make me feel better about my self.
husband:well he says 'you eye sight is still great' !

Saturday, March 6, 2010


PATIENT: Whenever i Drink Coffee,I Get This Sharp Excruciating Pain In My Throat Which Travels All The Way Down to My Stomach.
DOCTOR:Try To Remember to Remove The Spoon From The Cup Before Drinking